Why Every President Sucked

No. 37 · The Presidents

Richard Nixon

1969-1974

The only President ever to resign in disgrace, Nixon's long list of administration abuses is topped by the infamous Watergate scandal. Nixon campaign officials arranged to install eavesdropping devices inside Democratic headquarters in order to gain classified information and sow dissension among Democratic candidates. Ironically, it was these same devices that built the case against Nixon, picking up his own incriminating conversations within the White House.

Lyrics

Em, G, D/F♯

You sent five guys to spy then lie
About the DNC
In the Watergate hotel
O tell, o my, hotel, deny, that you're that kind of guy

Water gate
You must really hate
Your enemies
The democreeps

You tried to slaughter them
But people liked you then?
What were you so afraid of?

Oh, irony
How can it be?
These same devices would be
The same ones that caught you planning it

So scared of the opposition
Such big risks at the Watergate hotel
O tell, o my, hotel, deny, that you're that kind of guy

I am not a crook you say
Then you just might be insane

From the book, published 2009 · song & page updated

Richard Nixon I am not a crook

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