Why Every President Sucked

No. 04 · The Presidents

James Madison

1809-1817

In order to stop British troops from harassing American ships in trade, Madison decided to invade and seize Canada, under sovereign rule by Britain, to obtain a good bargaining chip. However, Madison didn't prepare very well to engage in this battle, and the War of 1812 cost 2,260 American troops over the next three years. Even with this, U.S. neutrality on the seas was not recognized until Britain's war against Napoleon ended in victory.

Lyrics

Capo 3 · Bm, A, G, D/F♯

In 1812 James Madison, he had a great idea
War, war
Let's go up, seize Canada, steal their syrup and their deer
War, war
A sweet and simple victory
Restoring peace upon the seas
You'll see, you'll see

But with no plan, the war went bad
And 2200 moms went sad
When their boys died

James Madison
Can you bat again?
another try
Another less 2200 lives this time

James Madison
Can you bat again?
Maybe give Dolley a try
and sweeten your reign with some cup cakes snack sized

And even then, we didn't receive
Our neutral standing on the seas
Our boats harassed
Until Napoleon's victory

From the book, published 2009 · song & page updated

James Madison War, war
2,260 dead

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