Why Every President Sucked

No. 21 · The Presidents

Chester A. Arthur

1881-1885

With western American workers clamoring that the recent influx of Chinese immigrant workers lowered wages for everyone, Arthur passed the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882. Fairly self-explanatory, the act placed a 10-year suspension on Chinese immigration and forbade U.S. courts to grant citizenship even to those Chinese already residing in the United States.

Lyrics

Capo 2 · Em, G

Sure, I'll cave
Who do you hate?
Let's make them illegal

We'll call it the Chinese Exclusion Act
Can it be that simple?

No, no, it's not what you think
It's just that I exclude you

'cause if you were gone, us whites could get our rich on
supply and demand, you've gotta understand
that's why I've called for a 10 year ban on you
but before you go, will you teach us how to make crab rangoon

From the book, published 2009 · song & page updated

Chester A. Arthur Let's make them illegal
10-year ban

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